I saw this really pretty girl at a party my friend was hosting. She looked liked she was someone I would be comfortable talking to. I watched her every move during the party, almost stalking her. I was looking for common friends who could score me an introduction and at long last I get hold of the host and pleaded him to get me introduced to this girl. He agreed and thus I was introduced to Beverley.
Once the conversations started, it was piece of cake for me to take it into high gear. Soon I was hinting at exchanging numbers and making plans to meet for coffee after work during the week. Conversation continued well after the party and into the next few days. Excitement reached dizzying levels on the day of the date. I even made it a point to finish one of our calls during the day with ‘ So its a Date’ .
I got out of work early, showered and armed myself with an intoxicating smell of very expensive perfume, hoping it would act as an aphrodisiac and I wait for her at the coffee shop. She arrives well in time and for me the date was going great. We spoke about a lot of things, stuff that caught my imagination and settled her very well into my imagination. As I was hoping to take it to the next level and ask her to carry forward the coffee to dinner, this random guys waves at her and comes straight to us. She introduces me to him and vice versa and then decides to tell me that this dude was her boyfriend. DISASTER!!! DISASTER!!
I ended up having dinner with a couple who was not too shy of PDA (Public Display of Affection). And all I could hear in my head was loud shouts of DISASTER!! DISASTER!! And a few choice words I wanted to tell that dude that cannot be written here…
I’m sure I’m not the only one with crazy first date disasters, share it with us in the comments space people and we will send you a Kochivibe T-shirt, if we can feel your pain..
Bring on the DISASTERS People…
I was with this girl on our first date,and we planned to go for a movie. We decided on Golmaal Returns at Little Shenoy’s. We bought the tickets,I bought her a drink and some popcorn and we made it to the theatre door. It was pretty crowded and I considered ourselves lucky to have gotten the tickets. But the unthinkable happened. I found out in horror that there were no seats available! Yes,they had sold the tickets for two seats that were non-existent! Can you believe that?? I talked to management and they “apologized” for the incident. Needless to say the girl wasn’t very impressed and I never heard from her again. Disaster.
Wow…..:O i totally can empathize on your experience dude….
Somethin along the same road happened to me man. I met this girl for an inter-collegiate fest 2 years ago. We exchanged numbers ( happened over a funny incident) and started smsing. And yeah it lead to coffee and movie outings with her pals. Guess what in the end when i asked if we could take the relationship to the next level, she was like what? Josh, i see you as my brother…..
End of story…..OWCH…
receiving end in a threesome….donotwant
I graduated to college, was all set enjoy my first year, and that too in Punjab. Girl gossips and make out rumors related various girls were rampant in our campus and hostel. A girl from my batch started to show some affection and closeness to me, so naturally i got interested on her. She was okay looking and cute. I, along with my intimate (not anymore) sat down to chalk out an action plan ‘lawyer style’ for asking her out for a date. First selection of crime scene (dating place) and then the FIR (plan of the date). Everything ranging from the statements from my side to the post-mortem report of the date was pre-planned.
The D-day came.
I invited her for lunch and against all my plans she wanted to go to some restaurant in some market like place. I was like “ayooo”.
Then we ordered the food and we were sitting opposite to each other, with me facing the TV which was showing my favorite club’s crucial match. She noticed me being more interested in TV rather than her.
Somehow, I regained the momentum and started getting attune with her.
Then the unthinkable happened !!!!!!!!
The bill came, I had no money on my wallet. I had forgotten the fact that I had given the remaining cash as fine for the university.
I was in “shit on my pants” situation, with no way out. I somehow made her understand the situation and convinced her to pay.
On the return journey, I could see her pissed off face raring to jump off the vehicle.
Evidently we never got along and as the worst part she ignored me in the class too.
And their goes the my horrible first date story……………
Nice one jayan